if you’re gonna put music on during sex make sure it’s a live album so people clap for you every five minutes
(via lacigreen)
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Insomnia
whoa
I’m bothered by how the outlet and plug don’t match
i feel like thats the point of the piece. she has insomnia so she cant “plug in” to sleeping.
love this
(Source: pianouran, via whycantihaveacoolurl)
when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing
the thing
These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS A++ INFORMATION TUMBLR USER METALLIKATO
(via charleydarling)
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One of you made Kim Kardashian cry
“we’ve done our job” - Tumblr Community
the interwebs won!!!!
Shut up I wasn’t posting this to be funny. We didn’t win anything. You bullied someone. She might be famous but she still has feelings and your blind rudeness has obviously really hurt her. How can tumblr claim to be so against bullying and for positive body image when we still pull this shit. The things you say online have real life consequences, don’t assume that just because someone’s famous they won’t see your nasty jokes.
^THIS
ISNT SHE FUCKING PREGNANT????
(via chelseyymarie)
Dear stoners,
Dear people who really fucking love cereal,
Want, right fucking now.
I hate you so much whoever made this, i was not going to eat anymore cereal and now i AM BECAUSE OF YOU
(via whycantihaveacoolurl)
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(via teenagerposts)
remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour
(via bubblegumandkickass)
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Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued
And I really can’t with him
oh my god
What even
They tried to make me go to rehab
I said no, no, no
(via bubblegumandkickass)
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